M. Jagger Moore
Copywriter
San Francisco, CA





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I’m a human copywriter.


But mostly I’m a human.

Currently at Goodby Silverstein & Partners.

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mjaggermoore@gmail.com

801.891.5058

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Forged in the germinal workshop of an intergalactic wordmonger, M. Jagger Moore carefully constructs copy with the piquant finesse of an Andalusian stallion and the dogged efficacy of an analog clock set to military time (batteries included). His brain is made of rose-colored gelatin and his fingers are fashioned from hot glue and popsicle sticks. He has never thrown a baguette at a duck.